SAINT PATRICK'S DAY

(read with Irish accent)
Happy St. Paddy's day to yuh!
The class got off to a right quick start, not twenty past the hour. "We've a gig t'mora!" Andrew O'Madill reminded the class.
Jordan O'Heaman grac'd thuh skins all lively and such on the first run through of Chameleon. All was going smashingly till there was a slight train wreck in the solo section. Jonathan O'Lesyk got the group back in the swing o' things: "Why don't we start back in with Caitlin O'Schneider's solo?"
"That'll be spot on!" Donovan O'Riemer exclaimed.
Everything was again right as rain until the second solo when the group ground to a halt again! "This'll not do!" they all said to each other as they scratched their beards (and beardesses) in thought.
"O' sakes! I'll help ya through!" said Mrs. O'Yochim. And that she did. Ever'un was every greatful they were.
In the pause between bits Mr. O'Heaman and Mr. O'Penner joked about the novelity it would be to borrow Nicko O'McBrain's drumset for the jazz performance in town tomorrow. They chuckled in mirth cuz of course his kit is of great stature!
Nextly the group moved on to the swinger Sunny Moon! Once again Mrs. O'Yochim had to step in and assist us in makin er through.
"What would we do without ye?" said Shamus O'Mally.
"Oi! You ain't in this class!" said Tyson O'Van O'Eaton without the least bit of reserve.
"O my you're right." he said dumbfoundedly, "Sincerest regrets!"
"None, none." said the group as they picked him up by the trousers and show'd him the door.
Nextly it was time to work on the moving ballad (and a favorite of me grandfather's) Open Your Eyes. Miss O'Schnieder did tickle the ivory's ever so delicately. It went without particular folly.
With the return of our guitarist Jray O'Panachyse we moved back into Chameleon so we could practise his solo section. Before starting we decided to move Mr. O'Van O'Eaton over next to the xylophone so he could hear the drumset better and the rythemn section would jam better as a whole. Great approval resounded through the ears of the group!